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A stupid lie Taylor and Matt told you so you’d waste your time looking it up thinking it was about some gross pubic hair thing, but really they just wanted to call you a f***ing legend and get you angry.
You look it up. It’s just a dumb joke. You yell at them. They laugh.
You’re sitting there thinking it’s about hair. They’re laughing like it’s the best prank ever.
You’re about to rage. They just said 'hairy ghost' and you’re confused.