hairy ghost
A dumb word Taylor and Matt came up with so you’d look it up thinking it was about gross hair, but it was just their way of saying you’re a f***ing legend and they’re sick of you.
You look it up. It’s a joke. You yell. They laugh.
You think it’s real. They think it’s funny. You’re about to cry.
You were expecting a hairy nightmare. They just said 'hairy ghost' and you’re confused.