hairy gates - The meat curtains you wish you could burn. Also called hairy

The meat curtains you wish you could burn. Also called hairy gates because they’re just a bunch of hair and meat flaps.

I took a picture of my hairy gates and posted it on TikTok and got 10 likes.

I showed my hairy gates to my brother and he laughed for 10 minutes.

I got a nickname at school: The Hairy Gate Guy.