hairy gates

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The flaps of flesh you wish you could hide in a closet. Also called meat curtains because they’re gross and hang like old drapes.

My gym teacher called my hairy gates a meat curtain and I cried.

I tried to wear a skirt and my hairy gates ruined it.

My dog stares at my hairy gates like it’s going to eat me.

The parts of your body that are like curtains but made of hair and meat. Also known as the meat curtains because they’re just gross.

My mom called my hairy gates meat curtains and said I should get a haircut.

I showed my hairy gates to my crush and he ran away.

My hairy gates were so bad I got a warning from my teacher.

The meat curtains you wish you could burn. Also called hairy gates because they’re just a bunch of hair and meat flaps.

I took a picture of my hairy gates and posted it on TikTok and got 10 likes.

I showed my hairy gates to my brother and he laughed for 10 minutes.

I got a nickname at school: The Hairy Gate Guy.