hairy filo - a man with so much hair on his junk it’s like a hairy monste

a man with so much hair on his junk it’s like a hairy monster took over and he smells like old socks and regret

My uncle’s a hairy filo. He smells like a sock drawer that’s been forgotten for 10 years.

That guy at the bar must be a hairy filo. He’s got more hair than a chia pet.

My dad’s a hairy filo. He’s got hair on his junk and he still thinks he’s cool.