hairy filo

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a guy with so much hair down there it looks like a forest and he’s been there so long his nuts are on vacation
My cousin’s a hairy filo. He’s got more hair than my grandma’s legs.
That guy at the gym must be a hairy filo. He’s got a beard down there.
My brother’s a hairy filo. He’s been there so long, he’s got a second job.
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a man with so much hair on his junk it’s like a hairy monster took over and he smells like old socks and regret
My uncle’s a hairy filo. He smells like a sock drawer that’s been forgotten for 10 years.
That guy at the bar must be a hairy filo. He’s got more hair than a chia pet.
My dad’s a hairy filo. He’s got hair on his junk and he still thinks he’s cool.
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a guy so hairy down there it looks like a raccoon moved in and he’s been stretched so much he looks like a piece of taffy
My neighbor’s a hairy filo. He’s got more hair than my dog’s butt.
That man at the park must be a hairy filo. He’s got hair on his junk and he’s got a second chin.
My friend’s a hairy filo. He looks like he’s been pulled through a hair dryer and a blender.
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