Hairy eccles
Big chunks of toilet paper stuck to your butt hairs like a f***ing hairy f***ing monster after you f***ing pooped your guts out
My butt looked like a hairy f***ing monster after I wiped my guts out.
I tried to wipe, but the paper stuck to my hairs like a hairy f***ing monster had attacked me.
After that f***ing poop, my butt had chunks of paper hanging off like a hairy f***ing beast.