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Piles of toilet paper that cling to your butt hairs like a f***ing hairy monster after you poop your guts out
My butt looked like a shaggy dog after I wiped my f***ing guts out.
I tried to wipe, but the paper stuck to my hairs like I had a f***ing hairy infection.
After that f***ing poopy disaster, my butt looked like a hairy squirrel had nested in there.