Hairy eccles

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Piles of toilet paper that cling to your butt hairs like a f***ing hairy monster after you poop your guts out
My butt looked like a shaggy dog after I wiped my f***ing guts out.
I tried to wipe, but the paper stuck to my hairs like I had a f***ing hairy infection.
After that f***ing poopy disaster, my butt looked like a hairy squirrel had nested in there.
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Toilet paper balls that hang on your butt hairs like a f***ing hairy beard after you dump your f***ing poop
I looked in the mirror and my butt had a hairy beard from all that f***ing toilet paper.
After that f***ing dump, my butt had a hairy f***ing beard.
My butt looked like a hairy f***ing monster with a beard from all that toilet paper.
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Big chunks of toilet paper stuck to your butt hairs like a f***ing hairy f***ing monster after you f***ing pooped your guts out
My butt looked like a hairy f***ing monster after I wiped my guts out.
I tried to wipe, but the paper stuck to my hairs like a hairy f***ing monster had attacked me.
After that f***ing poop, my butt had chunks of paper hanging off like a hairy f***ing beast.
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