Hairy Donkey Pie
When a woman lets her butt hairs grow wild and then gets butt-fucked. When the guy comes, he pulls out and shoots his cum in her butt hair, then slaps her ass so hard she yells 'hee-haw' and kicks like a donkey.
My girlfriend took three weeks to grow her butt hair just for this. She screamed 'hee-haw' so loud the neighbors called the cops.
My dad did this to my mom every Sunday. He'd say, 'Time for the hairy donkey pie!' and she'd kick him out of the house.
My cousin's boyfriend did this to her in the middle of a family dinner. She kicked him so hard she knocked over the gravy boat.