Hairy Donkey Pie

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When a woman lets her butt hairs grow wild and then gets butt-fucked. When the guy comes, he pulls out and shoots his cum in her butt hair, then slaps her ass so hard she yells 'hee-haw' and kicks like a donkey.
My girlfriend took three weeks to grow her butt hair just for this. She screamed 'hee-haw' so loud the neighbors called the cops.
My dad did this to my mom every Sunday. He'd say, 'Time for the hairy donkey pie!' and she'd kick him out of the house.
My cousin's boyfriend did this to her in the middle of a family dinner. She kicked him so hard she knocked over the gravy boat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy cums in a woman’s butt hair after not shaving her butt for weeks. He then slaps her ass so hard she yells 'hee-haw' and kicks like a donkey.
My friend’s girlfriend let her butt hairs grow for a month just so her boyfriend could cum in them. He slapped her so hard, she kicked the couch.
I saw my uncle do this to my aunt in the garage. She kicked him through the window.
My neighbor’s wife did this every Friday. She’d kick him like a donkey and say, 'You’re the hairy donkey pie!'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman’s butt hair grows wild and a guy stuffs his meat in there. He cums in her butt hair and slaps her ass until she yells 'hee-haw' and kicks like a donkey.
My cousin’s girlfriend let her butt hairs grow for six weeks. When her boyfriend cums in them, he slaps her so hard, she kicks him out of the house.
I saw my teacher do this to his wife in the break room. She kicked him and said, 'You are the hairy donkey pie!'
My mom did this to my dad every night. He’d yell, 'Stop the hairy donkey pie!' and she’d kick him again.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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