Hairy Donkey Pie
A guy cums in a woman’s butt hair after not shaving her butt for weeks. He then slaps her ass so hard she yells 'hee-haw' and kicks like a donkey.
My friend’s girlfriend let her butt hairs grow for a month just so her boyfriend could cum in them. He slapped her so hard, she kicked the couch.
I saw my uncle do this to my aunt in the garage. She kicked him through the window.
My neighbor’s wife did this every Friday. She’d kick him like a donkey and say, 'You’re the hairy donkey pie!'