Hairy Custard
When you take a dump on your partner's head like a kid with a full bag of glitter and a broken nozzle
He spunked me in the hair during a group chat. Everyone laughed like it was a comedy show.
She got spunk in her hair while I was wearing pajamas. It was like a horror movie.
He shot his load in my hair during a phone call. My mom thought I was being harassed.