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When you dump your spunk on your partner's hair like a broken firehose at a glitter party

He shot his load on her head during the movie. It looked like a cat fight with confetti.

She had hair like a spiderweb after I went wild in her hair.

He spunked me in the hair during a Zoom call. My boss thought I was having a meltdown.

When you take a dump on your partner's head like a kid with a full bag of glitter and a broken nozzle

He spunked me in the hair during a group chat. Everyone laughed like it was a comedy show.

She got spunk in her hair while I was wearing pajamas. It was like a horror movie.

He shot his load in my hair during a phone call. My mom thought I was being harassed.

When you blast your spunk on your partner's hair like a broken nozzle at a glitter explosion

He spunked me in the hair while we were eating cereal. It looked like a breakfast disaster.

She got spunk in her hair during a video call. Her coworkers thought she was having a meltdown.

He shot his load in my hair during a text conversation. It was like a mess message.