Hairy Cookie Nips
A disease that makes your nipples look like they got hit by a cookie monster. It’s only for black women and it happens when you’re too fat and too lazy to move.
My mom has Hairy Cookie Nips and she says it’s like her nipples are covered in cookie crumbs.
She texts me pictures of her boobs and says, 'This is my new look, baby.'
She got it after eating a whole cake and watching all the episodes of her favorite show.