Hairy Cookie Nips

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A nasty rash on your nipples only African-American women get. It covers most of your boob and has dark spots that look like chocolate chips. White hair grows out of them and gets long and gross.
My cousin’s got Hairy Cookie Nips and it’s like her boobs have a cookie monster infestation.
I saw her in the gym and she looked like she was wearing a cookie dough bra.
She told me she got it from sitting on the couch too much and eating too many cookies.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A disease that makes your nipples look like they got hit by a cookie monster. It’s only for black women and it happens when you’re too fat and too lazy to move.
My mom has Hairy Cookie Nips and she says it’s like her nipples are covered in cookie crumbs.
She texts me pictures of her boobs and says, 'This is my new look, baby.'
She got it after eating a whole cake and watching all the episodes of her favorite show.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A weird infection on your nipples only black women get. It turns your boobs into a chocolate chip cookie with hair growing out of the spots.
My aunt’s got Hairy Cookie Nips and she says it’s like her boobs are covered in a cookie dough nightmare.
She texts me, 'I look like a muffin with hair coming out of it.'
She got it after eating 12 cookies and not moving for a week.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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