Hairy Checkbook - A woman’s way of saying, 'I’ll do anything to keep the light

A woman’s way of saying, 'I’ll do anything to keep the lights on and my dignity in the trash.'

She told the cable guy, 'Turn the internet back on, and I’ll give you a deal you won’t forget.'

He offered to pay the water bill if she let him take a shower in her apartment.

She promised the landlord a full service for half the rent.