Hairy Checkbook

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When a woman uses her body like a credit card to pay the rent and hopes the bill gets forgiven.

She flashed her assets at the landlord and said, 'This month’s rent is on credit.'

He paid the electricity bill with a wink and a promise.

She used her legs as a debit card at the grocery store.

A woman’s way of saying, 'I’ll do anything to keep the lights on and my dignity in the trash.'

She told the cable guy, 'Turn the internet back on, and I’ll give you a deal you won’t forget.'

He offered to pay the water bill if she let him take a shower in her apartment.

She promised the landlord a full service for half the rent.

When a woman is so broke she’s using her body like a loyalty card at the store.

She told the grocery clerk, 'I’ll pay with my pants if you give me the discount.'

He said, 'If you let me stay over, I’ll pay the gas bill.'

She offered the barista a full body massage for free coffee for a month.