Hairy Bible
Shooting your jizz into a holy book then pulling out your pubes and shoving them into the cum before slamming the book so hard up your butt it starts leaking blood.
I tried Hairy Bible in church and the priest thought I was possessed.
My cousin did Hairy Bible during Sunday school and got kicked out for life.
I did Hairy Bible in my mom's Bible and now it's covered in cum and pubes.