Hairy Bible

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Shooting your jizz into a holy book then pulling out your pubes and shoving them into the cum before slamming the book so hard up your butt it starts leaking blood.

I tried Hairy Bible in church and the priest thought I was possessed.

My cousin did Hairy Bible during Sunday school and got kicked out for life.

I did Hairy Bible in my mom's Bible and now it's covered in cum and pubes.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Screwing your cum into a Bible then yanking your pubes out and shoving them in before craming the book so far up your butt it bleeds.

I did Hairy Bible during Bible study and my teacher called me a demon.

My brother did Hairy Bible in the family Bible and now it's a mess.

I did Hairy Bible in my math teacher's Bible and got suspended.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Dumping your jizz into a Bible then pulling out your pubes and sticking them in the cum before slamming the book up your ass so hard it bleeds.

I did Hairy Bible in the church and got excommunicated.

My friend did Hairy Bible in the pastor's Bible and got kicked out of church.

I did Hairy Bible in my grandpa's Bible and now it's a cum and pubes disaster.

by Slangipedia 12d ago