Hairy Bible - Dumping your jizz into a Bible then pulling out your pubes a

Dumping your jizz into a Bible then pulling out your pubes and sticking them in the cum before slamming the book up your ass so hard it bleeds.

I did Hairy Bible in the church and got excommunicated.

My friend did Hairy Bible in the pastor's Bible and got kicked out of church.

I did Hairy Bible in my grandpa's Bible and now it's a cum and pubes disaster.