Hairy Bean - A hairy nut sack with more pubic hair than a zoo full of hip

A hairy nut sack with more pubic hair than a zoo full of hippos. It’s like a fuzzy meatball with a side of pubes.

My uncle's Hairy Bean looks like a hairy meatball that fell into a pubes pool.

My girlfriend said his Hairy Bean was 'too hairy for a normal person.'

He tried to use it as a sock. It didn’t work.