Hairy Bean

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A f***ing confused mess who can't decide if they hate gay people or are one themselves. Born in Brazil, raised in Canada, and probably f***ed up by the library's adult magazines. They mop floors with their bare hands and move every time a new magazine arrives.
I saw Hairy Bean crying in the peep show. He probably got rejected by 12 librarians.
He moved to Alaska because the library got a new issue of 'Penthouse'.
He told me he's 'liberal enough to hate the man, but conservative enough to hate himself.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy nut sack with more pubic hair than a zoo full of hippos. It’s like a fuzzy meatball with a side of pubes.
My uncle's Hairy Bean looks like a hairy meatball that fell into a pubes pool.
My girlfriend said his Hairy Bean was 'too hairy for a normal person.'
He tried to use it as a sock. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A chill, shaggy, hippie guy who eats beans, wears Birkenstocks, and thinks patchouli oil is a type of pizza. He’s got a soft spot for Vermont and hates the man with the passion of a thousand f***ed-up college kids.
He showed up to my concert in a patchwork shirt and called me 'dude.' I didn’t know what to do.
He told me he was a registered Democrat, and I asked if he was also a registered idiot.
He drove a Jetta, wore Birkenstocks, and still managed to smell like a patchouli pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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