hairy bastard
A hairy bastard is a guy so covered in hair, he could be a new kind of animal. People say it’s a rabbit’s worst nightmare. No one knows if it’s true, but it sounds like something a drunk person would shout at a bar.
My neighbor is a hairy bastard. He’s got hair on his neck like a beard. I think he’s hiding a squirrel inside him.
I saw a hairy bastard at the grocery store. He looked like a bear came in and took a shower.
My friend called his dad a hairy bastard. He said he looks like a goat who got a haircut from a donkey.