hairy bastard

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A man so hairy he looks like a goat took a bath in a hair salon. He’s a wildman. You’d run screaming if you saw him in a gym shirt. He’s like a caveman who got a hair transplant from a witch.
My uncle is a hairy bastard. He looks like he rolled in a hedge and forgot to wash off the leaves.
That guy at the park is a hairy bastard. He’s got hair on his toes. I swear.
My dog ran away from a hairy bastard. He’s got hair on his ass. That’s not normal.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hairy bastard is a guy so covered in hair, he could be a new kind of animal. People say it’s a rabbit’s worst nightmare. No one knows if it’s true, but it sounds like something a drunk person would shout at a bar.
My neighbor is a hairy bastard. He’s got hair on his neck like a beard. I think he’s hiding a squirrel inside him.
I saw a hairy bastard at the grocery store. He looked like a bear came in and took a shower.
My friend called his dad a hairy bastard. He said he looks like a goat who got a haircut from a donkey.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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