Hairy Bank
The guy who shows up in your DMs at 2 a. m. with a police badge and a bad attitude. He’s not here to help, he’s here to give you a ticket.
The police boi showed up at my house and said I was driving like a maniac.
He got pulled over for eating a taco while driving and called the police boi.
My cousin’s friend got caught smoking weed and the police boi was there to give him a hard time.