Hairy Bank

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A smelly, fuzzy tunnel that used to be the main hangout spot for people who didn’t know how to keep it clean. Was basically the VIP section for one-night stands.
My aunt called my cousin’s girlfriend a hairy bank and said she smelled like a locker room after a football game.
He said his ex was a hairy bank that he couldn’t escape from after a bad breakup.
My brother’s friend called his girlfriend a hairy bank because she had a five o’clock shadow.
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The guy who shows up in your DMs at 2 a. m. with a police badge and a bad attitude. He’s not here to help, he’s here to give you a ticket.
The police boi showed up at my house and said I was driving like a maniac.
He got pulled over for eating a taco while driving and called the police boi.
My cousin’s friend got caught smoking weed and the police boi was there to give him a hard time.
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