hairy asshole
A hairy asshole is when you're too lazy to shave your butt, and it looks like a hairy squirrel sat on it and died.
My hairy asshole is so bad, my pants smell like a gym sock that’s been left in a locker for a year.
My friend’s hairy asshole is so bad, he’s got a nickname: ‘The Hairy Asshole’.
My teacher’s hairy asshole is so bad, she won’t let us talk during lunch.