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A hairy asshole is like a bad haircut on your butt. It’s gross, it’s embarrassing, and it smells like old socks and regret.

My brother’s hairy asshole smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a locker for a year.

I saw my neighbor’s hairy asshole from the window. I almost threw up.

My mom says my hairy asshole is the reason I don’t get invited to parties.

A hairy asshole is a butt with hair that looks like it was plucked from a raccoon’s tail and stuck in a toilet.

My dog’s hairy asshole is so bad, he won’t let me pet him anymore.

My dad’s hairy asshole is so bad, it’s got a life of its own.

My sister’s hairy asshole looks like a monster from a horror movie.

A hairy asshole is when you're too lazy to shave your butt, and it looks like a hairy squirrel sat on it and died.

My hairy asshole is so bad, my pants smell like a gym sock that’s been left in a locker for a year.

My friend’s hairy asshole is so bad, he’s got a nickname: ‘The Hairy Asshole’.

My teacher’s hairy asshole is so bad, she won’t let us talk during lunch.