hairy asshole
A hairy asshole is like a bad haircut on your butt. It’s gross, it’s embarrassing, and it smells like old socks and regret.
My brother’s hairy asshole smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a locker for a year.
I saw my neighbor’s hairy asshole from the window. I almost threw up.
My mom says my hairy asshole is the reason I don’t get invited to parties.