hairy arse brigade
The loud, sweaty guys who kick drunks out of nightclubs or help jailers turn rowdy prisoners into sore, crying messes.
The hairy arse brigade threw me out for trying to start a karaoke battle in the middle of the night.
They dragged me into the prison yard and made me run laps for shouting 'I'm not a prisoner, I'm a lion!'
I got kicked out by the hairy arse brigade because I tried to dance with the DJ.