hairy arse brigade

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The trashy bunch of guys who throw drunk idiots out of clubs or help jailers beat up rowdy prisoners like they're on a reality show.

I got tossed out by the hairy arse brigade because I tried to dance on the bar.

They kicked my buddy out for screaming 'I'm not a prisoner, I'm a king!' in the middle of the night.

The hairy arse brigade showed up and made me do push-ups in the prison yard for being too loud.

The meaty men who push drunks out of clubs or help jailers give prisoners the worst beatings ever.

The hairy arse brigade gave me a face full of fists for yelling 'I'm not a prisoner, I'm a rockstar!'

They threw me out of the club for trying to start a food fight with pizza.

I got smacked by the hairy arse brigade because I wouldn't stop singing in the jail cafeteria.

The loud, sweaty guys who kick drunks out of nightclubs or help jailers turn rowdy prisoners into sore, crying messes.

The hairy arse brigade threw me out for trying to start a karaoke battle in the middle of the night.

They dragged me into the prison yard and made me run laps for shouting 'I'm not a prisoner, I'm a lion!'

I got kicked out by the hairy arse brigade because I tried to dance with the DJ.