Hairy 2 yr old
Shave your dad’s pubes and tape them to your 2-year-old brother’s pecker, then make him do a dance-off in the grocery store.
My brother was stuck with his dad's pubes and had to dance to 'Baby Shark' in the middle of the store.
My cousin had hairs stuck to his boner and was doing the chicken dance in the mall.
My little brother had a bunch of hairs on his pecker and was making a fool of himself at the gas station.