Hairy 2 yr old

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Make your dad rip out his pubes and glue them to your 2-year-old brother’s pecker, then force him to parade around town like a bald-headed freak.

My brother had a bunch of hairs stuck to his boner and was running through the mall screaming 'I'm the hairy 2-year-old!'

My dad shaved his pubes and stuck them to my cousin's cock, and now he's walking around school like a walking hairball.

My little brother had a bunch of hairs glued to his weenie and was making a fool of himself at the park.

Shave your dad’s pubes and tape them to your 2-year-old brother’s pecker, then make him do a dance-off in the grocery store.

My brother was stuck with his dad's pubes and had to dance to 'Baby Shark' in the middle of the store.

My cousin had hairs stuck to his boner and was doing the chicken dance in the mall.

My little brother had a bunch of hairs on his pecker and was making a fool of himself at the gas station.

Make your dad shave his pubes and paste them on your 2-year-old brother’s cock, then throw him in a lake and watch him flail like a hairy fish.

My brother had his dad's pubes stuck to his cock and was flailing in the lake like a fish.

My little cousin had hairs glued to his pecker and was swimming around like a hairy frog.

My brother was stuck with his dad's pubes and was swimming around the lake like a hairy lunatic.