hairpies
When you can’t tell if your hairpie is a disease or something even worse. You’re just stuck with a mystery down there.
I don’t know if my hairpie is AIDS or herpes, but I’m definitely going to die from it.
He said he had a hairpie and it was either AIDS or herpes, and I believed him.
She told me her hairpie was either AIDS or herpes and I felt like I was going to explode.