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A smelly, hairy hole down below. It’s the place you wish you could hide your sins.

My cousin’s hairpie smells like a garbage can that’s been left out in the sun for a week.

I saw my uncle’s hairpie and I immediately backed away like it was going to bite me.

She walked into the room and I could smell her hairpie from five feet away.

Same as a furburger. Just a fancy name for a smelly, hairy hole down below.

My friend called her cousin a furburger and I laughed so hard I cried.

He said his ex was a furburger and I believed him.

She texted me and said her roommate was a furburger and I replied with a face emoji.

A guy with a hairpie on his head. It looks like he got hit by a hairbrush and never washed it off.

My brother’s hairpie looks like a raccoon got into his hair.

He came to school with a hairpie that looked like it was on fire.

His hairpie was so bad, the teacher asked him to leave the room.

A hot girl. When you see her, you yell 'hairpie' to your friends to get them to agree with you or laugh at you.

I saw a hairpie walking down the street and I yelled 'hairpie' to my friends and they all laughed at me.

My friend saw a hairpie and said 'hairpie' and I agreed with him.

I saw a hairpie in class and whispered 'hairpie' to my friend and he said 'yay'.

When you give a woman a blow job and her hairpie gets stuck in your teeth. You’re now a hairpie sandwich.

After giving my girlfriend a blow job, I had her hairpie stuck in my teeth and I looked like a weirdo.

He gave his ex a blow job and now his teeth are full of hairpie.

She gave me a blow job and now I have her hairpie in my mouth like a weird snack.

A weird undergarment women wear to keep their hairpie from falling out. It’s like a jock strap for women, but way more embarrassing.

My sister wears a hairpie hugger and it looks like she’s wearing a jock strap with a bra.

He saw his mom wearing a hairpie hugger and he laughed so hard he cried.

She wore a hairpie hugger with a thong and it caused a brain explosion.

When you can’t tell if your hairpie is a disease or something even worse. You’re just stuck with a mystery down there.

I don’t know if my hairpie is AIDS or herpes, but I’m definitely going to die from it.

He said he had a hairpie and it was either AIDS or herpes, and I believed him.

She told me her hairpie was either AIDS or herpes and I felt like I was going to explode.