hairpies
A weird undergarment women wear to keep their hairpie from falling out. It’s like a jock strap for women, but way more embarrassing.
My sister wears a hairpie hugger and it looks like she’s wearing a jock strap with a bra.
He saw his mom wearing a hairpie hugger and he laughed so hard he cried.
She wore a hairpie hugger with a thong and it caused a brain explosion.