Hairorexic - A person who cares more about their hair than their brain or

A person who cares more about their hair than their brain or their pants.

My hair is perfect. My life is a disaster. #Hairorexic

I skipped dinner to do 1000 hair flips. #WorthIt

My ex said I was too obsessed with my hair. I said, 'You were too obsessed with my hair.'