Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who cares more about their hair than their brain or their pants.

My hair is perfect. My life is a disaster. #Hairorexic

I skipped dinner to do 1000 hair flips. #WorthIt

My ex said I was too obsessed with my hair. I said, 'You were too obsessed with my hair.'

2

Someone who would die if a single strand of hair went rogue.

I had one split end. I cried. #Hairorexic

My hair is my identity. My identity is my hair. My hair is perfect.

I did a full hair gloss because my hair was 'bored.'

3

A person who treats their hair like it’s their baby and their boss.

My hair is my best friend and my nemesis. #Hairorexic

I got a hair massage. It was like a vacation. And I didn’t pay for it.

I wouldn’t let my hair sleep. It’s like it’s my job.

4

Someone who would rather lose a limb than let their hair look bad.

I had a hair appointment. It was more important than my math test. #Hairorexic

My hair was messy. I felt like I failed life.

I got a hair cut. It was like I got a promotion.

5

A person who thinks their hair is the only thing that matters in life.

My hair is flawless. My brain is dead. #Hairorexic

I would marry my hair if I could.

I got a hair treatment. I felt like a queen. My queen.

6

Someone who judges you based on how your hair looks.

You have frizzy hair. You’re a bad person. #Hairorexic

I didn’t talk to my friend for a week because her hair was ‘wrong.’

If your hair isn’t perfect, you’re not worth my time.