Hairoopogist
A person who thinks hair is the most important thing in life, and they fight for the right to have weird hair, even if it looks like a disaster.
'I spent $50 on a hair mask. My hair is now the crown of the universe.', @HairLover42
'My dog has better hair than my ex.', @HairIsLife
'I wore a hat to work because my hair looked like it was attacked by a raccoon.', @HairIsMyReligion