Hairoopogist

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A person who thinks hair is the most important thing in life, and they fight for the right to have weird hair, even if it looks like a disaster.

'I spent $50 on a hair mask. My hair is now the crown of the universe.', @HairLover42

'My dog has better hair than my ex.', @HairIsLife

'I wore a hat to work because my hair looked like it was attacked by a raccoon.', @HairIsMyReligion

Someone who lines up fridge magnets in crazy ways, like they're trying to predict the end of the world or their next bad breakup.

'I put my cat’s photo next to a magnet shaped like a pizza. The future is clear: I will eat pizza forever.', @MagnetMaster

'I got a divorce because my fridge looked like a war zone.', @FuturePredictor

'My mom thinks I’m a prophet. I’m just a magnet guy.', @FridgeProphet