hairless gerbil
A lady who gets rid of all her armpit and pubic hair so fast, it’s like she’s got a buzzcut in the private areas.
My cousin is a hairless gerbil. She shaves so much she’s got no hair left down there.
My mom is a hairless gerbil. She shaves her pits and bush like it’s a weekly ritual.
My friend’s a hairless gerbil. She’s so bald down there, it’s like she’s got a permanent buzzcut.