hairless gerbil

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A lady who shaves her pits and her bush so fast it looks like she got attacked by a laser.
My gym buddy is a hairless gerbil. She shaves so much I think she’s trying to be a robot.
My sister got a hairless gerbil look. She’s now called 'the smooth operator.'
My neighbor’s a hairless gerbil. She’s so bald down there, she looks like a chicken with no feathers.
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A woman who removes all her underarm and pubic hair like it’s a crime scene and she’s the detective.
My coworker is a hairless gerbil. She shaves her pits every day like it’s a second job.
My aunt is a hairless gerbil. She’s got no hair down there, just a smooth floor.
My friend is a hairless gerbil. She got rid of all her hair like it was her ex.
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A lady who gets rid of all her armpit and pubic hair so fast, it’s like she’s got a buzzcut in the private areas.
My cousin is a hairless gerbil. She shaves so much she’s got no hair left down there.
My mom is a hairless gerbil. She shaves her pits and bush like it’s a weekly ritual.
My friend’s a hairless gerbil. She’s so bald down there, it’s like she’s got a permanent buzzcut.
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