hairdesigner
A hairdesigner is someone who can cut hair and also make it look like it was planned by a genius, or a lunatic.
My hairdesigner took one look at me and said, 'You’re a man with a soul. Let’s give it a haircut.'
He cut my hair so fast, I think he was trying to make me bald before I could say no.
I walked in with a mess. I walked out with a masterpiece, and a $100 bill.