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A hairdesigner is like a barber and a designer rolled into one. They take a head and turn it into a masterpiece, or a disaster, depending on how much caffeine they’ve had.
My hairdesigner gave me a haircut that looks like a raccoon got into a paint factory.
He said I had the face of a king. Now I look like a confused pizza.
I asked for a fade. He gave me a face-melting disaster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairdesigner is someone who can cut hair and also make it look like it was planned by a genius, or a lunatic.
My hairdesigner took one look at me and said, 'You’re a man with a soul. Let’s give it a haircut.'
He cut my hair so fast, I think he was trying to make me bald before I could say no.
I walked in with a mess. I walked out with a masterpiece, and a $100 bill.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairdesigner is like a magician who cuts your hair and makes you look like a celebrity, or a confused alien.
He turned my hair into a wave. Now I look like a surfer who got hit by a blender.
He said, 'This is going to be the best haircut you’ve ever had.' I believe him. I just don’t believe myself.
He gave me a haircut that looked like a battle happened in my head.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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