haircut - when your boss cuts your pay like it's a bad haircut and you

when your boss cuts your pay like it's a bad haircut and you're left with nothing but regrets and a coupon for a second chance

My boss gave me a haircut last week, now I eat ramen for dinner.

My haircut was so bad, I got fired and had to eat cereal for lunch.

I got a haircut and now I'm stuck with a paycheck that's smaller than my dignity.