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a stupid drink game where one person chugs a mix of alcohol and energy drinks like it's their last day on Earth and the other person is just trying to survive the aftermath

I tried the haircut once, now I live in my mom's basement.

My cousin did the haircut and puked on the principal's shoes.

I did the haircut at the party, and my face turned red like a tomato.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when your boss cuts your pay like it's a bad haircut and you're left with nothing but regrets and a coupon for a second chance

My boss gave me a haircut last week, now I eat ramen for dinner.

My haircut was so bad, I got fired and had to eat cereal for lunch.

I got a haircut and now I'm stuck with a paycheck that's smaller than my dignity.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when some idiot uses scissors on your head like it's a war and you're the poor guy who got stuck in the middle

My barber did a haircut and it looked like I got attacked by a hedgehog.

My haircut was so bad, I had to wear a hat to school.

My brother got a haircut and now he looks like a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a kid who thinks they’re the next big thing with hair that looks like it was dragged through a blender and a dumpster

That kid’s haircut looks like he got hit by a blender.

My neighbor’s haircut is so bad, he looks like a confused raccoon.

That kid has a haircut like he got attacked by a mop.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a balding man who thinks he’s rich and spends all day selling stuff like it’s a game show and still drinks cheap whiskey like it’s a lifestyle

That guy at the dealership has a haircut like he’s trying to look fancy.

My dad’s haircut is so bad, it looks like he got hit by a mop.

That guy at the office has a haircut like he’s trying to impress a ghost.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when your parents take a pair of scissors and turn your head into a war zone just because they think it will stop you from being sad

My mom gave me a haircut and it looked like I got attacked by a hedgehog.

My dad did my haircut and now I look like a confused raccoon.

My haircut was so bad, I had to wear a hat to school.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when you pretend to be somewhere else but really you're just getting a sly wank because you're too lazy to do it in the bathroom

I said I was at the mall, but I was just doing a sly wank in my room.

I told my mom I was at the store, but I was actually doing a sly wank in the car.

I said I was at my friend’s house, but I was doing a sly wank in the park.

by Slangipedia 2d ago