He said my haircut was 'basic' and called me a haircut wanker. I said he was 'basic' and a 'haircut wanker' back.

She got a new haircut and said, 'You're still a haircut wanker.' I said, 'You're still a disaster.'

He got a new haircut and said, 'You're a haircut wanker.' I said, 'You're a haircut wanker with a better haircut.'