haircut wanker

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A person who thinks their haircut is the only thing that matters in life and acts like the rest of the world is beneath them

My barber says I'm a haircut wanker because I showed up in a suit and he gave me a mohawk.

She got a fade and now she thinks she's a rockstar. She's not. She's just a haircut wanker.

He texted me a photo of his new undercut and said, 'This is why I'm better than you.' I replied, 'No, you're just a haircut wanker.'

A person who would rather die than let anyone touch their hair, even if it's a disaster

He refused to let me trim his hair because he said, 'You're not a barber. You're a haircut wanker.'

She got her hair dyed pink and now she won't let anyone touch it. She's a full-blown haircut wanker.

He had a bad haircut and still won't let me fix it. He's a walking example of a haircut wanker.

Someone who thinks their haircut is better than your whole life

He said my haircut was 'basic' and called me a haircut wanker. I said he was 'basic' and a 'haircut wanker' back.

She got a new haircut and said, 'You're still a haircut wanker.' I said, 'You're still a disaster.'

He got a new haircut and said, 'You're a haircut wanker.' I said, 'You're a haircut wanker with a better haircut.'