haircut wanker
A person who would rather die than let anyone touch their hair, even if it's a disaster
He refused to let me trim his hair because he said, 'You're not a barber. You're a haircut wanker.'
She got her hair dyed pink and now she won't let anyone touch it. She's a full-blown haircut wanker.
He had a bad haircut and still won't let me fix it. He's a walking example of a haircut wanker.
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