Haircut Season
When your hair is so long it looks like a jungle and your parents decide it's time to cut it off like it's a war crime.
My hair was so long my mom said it was 'a curse from the heavens' and forced me to get a haircut.
I got a haircut so short I looked like a football player who just got hit by a truck.
My dad said my hair was 'too long for a human being' and gave me a haircut that looked like a dog got into my head.